Fantasy Heisman List

[Huss]

I just posted this article on the main site.

Would be interested in other opinions. Please weigh in!!!

[Neil Young]

yeah, to me Harrell just blew it in Reno . . 1 game under 300 yards for a TT QB, and he's done in my STAT book!

my list after week 2:
1. Daniel 2. Unga 3. max Hall 4. Dillard 5 Casey 6 Crabtree 7 Clement

then the rest of your list from last week (- Harrell even appearing on the list as of NOW!)

[Huss]

Hello Forum...just posted our latest tally on the Fantasy Heisman watch.

Would love to hear your comments or to see how you would vote it. Thanks to Neil for giving us an insight into his top 10 during his last reply.

[Neil Young]

After Week 3:

1. Chase Daniel (he' s in the real Heisman race!-always going to try match
fantasy to reality if possible!)

2. Max Hall (Suddenly, anyone who thought I was crazy last week, now likely
has Hall ranked #3!)

3. Maclin (proving his draft rank was no joke!)

4. Crabtree (not blowing the world away . .. with the big12 to come, I worry for
clowns (I mean managers) who selected him with their first pick!)
If your 1 of those, just know you not alone in drafting way too HIGH !
Remember, he struggles in the Big12 . . .less than 1 td/gm avg!

5. Jevon Ringer (I'm ready to crown him! I loved the kid 2 years ago when I
first saw him! Never understood why getting the rock near the
goalline last year HAD to be such a taboo situation! No reason, LOL!)

6. Dennis Pitta (this can't keep up like this . . . a TE . . .who is better than
Crabtree? The best bet is to bet against this- but every week you look
and there he is stating like crazy! UCLA? What the FRICK was that?
Surely you can't claim to have been playing a game called FOOTBALL?

7. David Johnson (just hanging out at lucky #7 waiting for his BYE week to END
so he can GET BACK . ..get back to where you once belonged .. . .
GET BACK DAVE JO JO! (organ solo) =Neil dances as I drafted him in
every draft in R1 or R2! I didn't draft him (per say) I drafted the TULSA
SYSTEM QB - and even paniced and FA picked up BOWERS in all leagues
when the PANIC of QB WEEK 1 TRYOUTS hit tulsa!

8. DONALD BROWN (he beat me last week all by himself! DAMN IT UCONN,
split some carries . . .I'm about to FORCE a USC RB (they can spare 1
to transfer in RIGHT NOW! I'm calling for 10 in the BOX next week
. . . .oh Lord it's BAYLOR next! They dont' even know what I mean
by the term "BOX" . . .so just go ahead . .. chaulk up another 4 TD day!

WAIT, what if Baylor (any team for once) could actually get AHEAD of
UCONN and force them out of their 4-CORNERS offense! Nah, 5 TDs he
will likely get . . .Baylor pulls a Michigan and gives them 12 short fields!

9. Shun WHITE AS A WR! Ah U-sports . .. who invited you in to be "GOD of
screwing SHUN WHITE's fantasy VALUE?" OH, you "reserve the right to
blah blah blah . . ." legalese me to death you bastages! He's every bit
as much of a WR as DEZ BRYANT was last week! And you all love to
sniff his jock! OK, maybe Haldermann and Harvin are the "fair" compares.

10. Graham Harrell (YEP- way down YONDER!) Neil Young has a song called,
"Yonder stands the sinner!" line 2 "we all know his name!" Which is
G HIZZLE as I refer to him! He threw for Under 300 yards! A crime!
THE TT QB should NEVER NOT go over 400 yards ! Throw for 500 again,
and we'll talk about a raise! Right now, YOUR ON DOUBLE SECRET PROBATION!

[Vince Mullins]

Christ, references to Animal House, Beatles and Johnny Dangerously all in one post! A smorgasbord of cultural references...

[ryan]

JUICE!!!!! :)

[Huss]

I'm about to make Neil part of the voting panel...but only if he can get Eddie V to chime in also....

[Neil Young]

Ok, so y'all liked that . . . so let me "ROLL ANOTHER NUMBER FOR THE ROAD. .. I FEEL able to get under any load . . .though my feet aren't on the ground . . .I'm heading for the sound. . . of some open-hearted people ... gettin' down . .. ."

this is a Neil Young song ...next line "I'm not going back to Woodstock, for awhile .. . .though I long to hear that lonesome hippie girl, smile...." THIS IS WHY NEIL REFUSED TO PLAY THE WOODSTOCK FAKE "REUNION" concerts, he already said, he was never going back ... .in a song . . .he doesn't lie !

back to our countdown: Speaking of old hippies:

11. Is driving that Train, high on PROTEeeeein
CASEY JAMES is ready, watch you speed
trouble ahead, trouble behind and you know to draft him .. Just didn't CROSS your MIND . . and YOU KNOW TO DRAFT would of been the GOLDMINE!

12. In one league I drafted Duante Love as the 12th overall selection. I'd call that at this point A HOMERUN! (as in I got to Fourth base BABY!).. Is just too easy to use "LOVE" in a funny comment . . .for another time .. Lets see if our Love is for Real vs INDIANA before I run to Vegas and marry you (AGAIN!)

13. Knowshon MORENO I've been calling for his demise all Summer (For some crazy reason I see King as being the starting RB by NOVEMBER!) But, since he refuses to die and just keeps being "amazing", I have saved him a bed in my INN...Wouldn't want to be the INN keeper to leave out BABY JESUS in the cold. . .and since gameCOCK Mike Davis refuses to hold onto the football (I half-think he fumbled in the EZ as a SCREW U COACH move!)

14. Harvey Unga ... He's like the chicken to Max Hall's Egg. Wait . . or is Unga the EGG to Max Hall's chicken . . hmmmm for this perplexing reason, I just gave TE DENNIS PITTA 2 move Heisman votes! He's going to win by default!

15. Todd Reesing Last season I was the guy who just kept saying "this is the week the Kansas Bubble finally bursts! Even Phil Steele gave up on "the cause" by week 9, but I stayed the course all the way until Finally Missou took 'em down only to GET screwed by WINNING that game! LOL! This year I predicted Kansas to go 5-7 . . .so far . . .on course, but Reesing has been Fantasy Gold so I reward him NOW because as soon as the BIG 12 season starts, the Wheat is gonna be separated from the Chaff! Kansas is Chaff! But a Big 12 QB without a dominate RB .....hmm I guess REESING really will never be worse than Fantasy Silver!

[Neil Young]

I hit the word limit (again) so the rest are 16. Nate Davis, 17. Dan LeFevour 18. J BEST call 19. Chase Clement 20 Jared Dillard (hanging by a thread! Needs to get 1 TD vs Texas or he is dropped!)

21. Chase Holbrook finally may get to play a full game (so expect 6 INTs!)
22. Tim TEBOW - what did I tell you Fantasy World. I said he should be the fourth pick in any DRAFT or LOWER. I said D Lefevour would out-stat him. I admit, I never thought it would be this bad for owners. I am suggesting in an ALL BCS world, to SIT TEBOW until FLORIDA loses 1 GAME. THEN, once the National title thought is slipping away, they will let TEBOW BE TEBOW and risk INJURY by running like he's a FULLBACK again! Right now, it's a "let the tallent around TIMMY T take the hits . .. .we are playing to WIN, NOT STAT!"

I'd love to be a formal part of the voting, just email me what you need me to do.
Thanks Huss and Mullins.

[Neil Young]

I'd get EDDIE VEDDER to chime in, but he would only write a post you would read 1,000 times and still not know what the hell "words" he was trying to utter!

"We all walk the LONG ROAD . . .can not stay! (that's the college football season.... right now, it's a long road . . .but in the end, we all wish it would never end!

[Huss]

Neil, send me your email info at [e-mail]. I'll put you in as our honorary member. Votes usually come in Sunday or Monday so we can composite the score and rerank everyone. Thanks for the activity! Hopefully we can hear more voices!

[Huss]

Here's the latest results for Fantasy Heisman

[Neil Young]

After week 4: My Heisman Votes:

1. Chase Daniel - hate on him all you want world, ACCEPT HIM as your LEADER

2. Max Hall BYU or Utah is so BCS bound it's not even funny! He's the small conference Sam Bradford - leader of a productive offense that doesn't necessarily translate into him having the Highest of fantasy totals.

3. Jeremy Maclin - You know . . .Chase Daniel will need a roommate at the award ceremony . . .so #9 is hanging on at #3.

4. Jevon Ringer . . .literally a "ringer!" This kid is Amazing . . .but there are at least 10 other RB's in the nation . . .if they would be allowed these kind of carries, would be just as stat sick! D. Murray ET AL!

5. CRABTREE . .. In real life he's NFL look worthy . . .but NOT the best tallent in the nation! Unless he DESTROYS, and I mean at least 10 big12 TD's from here on out . . .he will never get my vote say over a Donald Brown character.

6. Donald Brown You've done nothing wrong Son but lead your team to WIN after Win . . . never Tire, never Quit! I love this Kid! Experts HATE this KID because he was NOT on their lists preseason (TRUST ME, I READ THEM ALL) and some avg. Fantasy manager was able to FA snag him in every single league! (outside of bigE,acc,sec only leagues). Yup- come to terms with it! We ALL MISSED IT!

7. David Johnson (no one loved this pick more than me preseason!) . . . so Neil, why is he still 7th on your list? Because the rest of TULSA (save FB CLAY) is a fantasy SHELLY game (get the pun people?) right now! WHO TO PLAY SIT- hell the other D Johnson is the RB, or not so T Adams is nothing more than scrap boy. T Johnson was not given the playbook this year (IT SEEMS) and B Marion is still doing his THANG 3-90-1 about every game (he gets a pass). The rest of you Tulsa guys are Fantasy Dart boards! And I blame David Johnson (not Really!)

8. Knowshon Moreno - this is a final appearance in the top 10, as Bama takes him to the Wood shed (in Fantasy stats) with Geo barely winning.

9. Chase Holbrook - 5 to 1, 1 to 5 . ...NO FANTASY TEAM, GETS OUT ALIVE having to face a HOLBROOK lead team!
Jimmy Morrison had something to say about this - little known fact he invented college fantasy football!

The old get old(BCS conference teams), and the young get stronger.(small conf.)
May take a week, and it may take longer.
They got the guns(the TV, Media bias), but we got the numbers.(STATS BABY!)
Gonna win yeah, we're taking over.
Come on

10. Harrell (Probation week 2) NONE SHALL PASS! Nice 100 yard rushing game . . .Now Texas Tech, don't go and start trying to WIN GAMES over getting STATS - we have Florida destroying the world all by themselves - no help is needed! Loss a game, get back to +500 yards and losing!

11. Harvey Unga (unsexy)
12. Colt McCoy
13. Casey James
14. Case (for NOT winning the Heisman) Keenan . . .1-3 heading into East Car. . .
15. Darrius Passmore (just a shoot out vote to a kid who Notched up this season)